1 00:00:07,092 --> 00:00:09,057 Don't wake up daddy. 2 00:00:09,195 --> 00:00:13,297 Don't wake up daddy. Don't wake up daddy... 3 00:00:13,435 --> 00:00:15,504 Eh? Oh, did we wake you? 4 00:00:15,642 --> 00:00:17,434 Was Michele Pfeiffer just touching me? 5 00:00:17,572 --> 00:00:18,572 Uh-huh. 6 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:20,295 Was Nipsey Russell in a Barcalounger 7 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:22,226 singing to my grandfather? Yes, he was. 8 00:00:22,363 --> 00:00:24,536 Hoo! Thought I was dreaming. 9 00:00:24,673 --> 00:00:25,535 What time is it? 10 00:00:25,673 --> 00:00:26,777 It's tomorrow. 11 00:00:26,915 --> 00:00:29,121 Are you kidding? Did I sleep on the couch? 12 00:00:29,259 --> 00:00:30,465 Uh-huh. Oh, sweetie, 13 00:00:30,603 --> 00:00:32,602 I'm sorry. I must have got all caught up 14 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:33,775 in the editing here. 15 00:00:33,913 --> 00:00:35,326 That's okay. I slept like a log. 16 00:00:35,464 --> 00:00:38,119 Oh, boy. You know what? Me, too. 17 00:00:38,256 --> 00:00:41,221 This couch, I gotta say, surprisingly embracing. 18 00:00:41,358 --> 00:00:43,772 Well, you should try the bed without you, heh. 19 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,013 I'll have to do that. Hi. 20 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:47,805 Seriously, it was like a palace. 21 00:00:47,943 --> 00:00:50,425 You could roll all around, sleep diagonally, 22 00:00:50,564 --> 00:00:53,080 no big lumpy guy there next to you... Not you. 23 00:00:53,217 --> 00:00:54,563 All right. Well, listen. 24 00:00:54,701 --> 00:00:56,838 Here's what's gonna happen I'm gonna make us all 25 00:00:56,976 --> 00:00:58,768 an elaborate and wonderful breakfast. 26 00:00:58,906 --> 00:01:01,595 Some eggs, bacon, and a lovely stack of toast. 27 00:01:01,733 --> 00:01:03,767 Yippee! All right, calm down. 28 00:01:03,905 --> 00:01:05,283 I'm saying I slept. I'm peppy. 29 00:01:05,421 --> 00:01:06,731 All right, and I'm peppy too... 30 00:01:06,869 --> 00:01:08,731 ♪ Happy and peppy And bursting with love ♪ 31 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,593 What is that? It's from The Odd Couple. 32 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:11,730 Tony Randall sang it. 33 00:01:11,799 --> 00:01:12,868 There's no reason to... 34 00:01:13,005 --> 00:01:14,729 Because I am. What? 35 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,142 ♪ Happy and peppy And bursting with love ♪ 36 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,659 ♪ Dancing and singing ♪ 37 00:01:22,452 --> 00:01:25,175 Hey, boss. here's those tennis balls you were looking for. 38 00:01:25,313 --> 00:01:27,623 Hey, Marvin, what happened to your nose? 39 00:01:27,761 --> 00:01:29,346 It always looks like that. 40 00:01:29,485 --> 00:01:31,276 It always has that much gauze on? 41 00:01:31,414 --> 00:01:33,484 Really, Marvin, what do you do on the weekend? 42 00:01:33,621 --> 00:01:35,413 Last week you come in with the rib thing. 43 00:01:35,552 --> 00:01:37,137 Week before that, you're limping. 44 00:01:37,275 --> 00:01:38,792 I banged my head against my knee. 45 00:01:38,930 --> 00:01:39,930 You what? 46 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,447 I went out dancing, 47 00:01:41,584 --> 00:01:43,895 and I banged my head against a disco ball. 48 00:01:44,032 --> 00:01:45,342 From a disco ball? 49 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:48,169 I looked into a toaster way too far. 50 00:01:48,307 --> 00:01:49,513 What do you do on weekends? 51 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,202 I... 52 00:01:51,340 --> 00:01:54,099 I've been wrestling semi-pro. 53 00:01:54,236 --> 00:01:55,478 Heh. You what? What? 54 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,960 Yeah. Look. 55 00:01:57,098 --> 00:01:58,373 Wrestling semi-pro? 56 00:01:58,511 --> 00:01:59,855 Let me see that. Right there. 57 00:01:59,993 --> 00:02:01,959 "Saturday night, Staten Island Armory, 58 00:02:02,097 --> 00:02:04,613 grudge match, Leon Farkas versus Marvin Bluestone." 59 00:02:04,751 --> 00:02:06,405 There you go. Leon Farkas? 60 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:08,750 Your nose was damaged by a man named Leon Farkas? 61 00:02:08,888 --> 00:02:10,577 Lucky blow, lucky blow. 62 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:12,301 Heh. This is hard for me to picture. 63 00:02:12,438 --> 00:02:14,438 I never thought of you as a wrestler type guy. 64 00:02:14,576 --> 00:02:16,162 I'm 6'2", 290. 65 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:18,850 I'm not saying you're not tough, I just never thought... 66 00:02:18,988 --> 00:02:20,161 Come on, go ahead. Slug me. 67 00:02:20,299 --> 00:02:22,367 I don't wanna slug you. I just never thought... 68 00:02:22,505 --> 00:02:24,056 Go ahead. Both of you, slug me. 69 00:02:24,194 --> 00:02:25,539 Ah, now you're talking crazy. 70 00:02:25,677 --> 00:02:28,779 Come on, let's go, fellas. I'm waitin'! 71 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:30,744 All right. You asked for it. 72 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,295 Harder! 73 00:02:33,433 --> 00:02:35,260 Harder, come on! 74 00:02:35,398 --> 00:02:37,914 Faster! Harder, harder, harder! 75 00:02:40,362 --> 00:02:43,361 ♪ Summer breeze Makes me feel fine ♪ 76 00:02:43,499 --> 00:02:45,257 ♪ Runnin' through The jasmine ♪ 77 00:02:45,395 --> 00:02:47,291 Man! ♪ In my mind ♪ 78 00:02:47,429 --> 00:02:48,980 Wow! You're just solid. 79 00:02:49,118 --> 00:02:51,980 All over, up and down, solid as a rock. 80 00:02:52,117 --> 00:02:53,979 Except this little area behind my ankle. 81 00:02:54,117 --> 00:02:55,358 That is quite weak. 82 00:02:55,496 --> 00:02:57,047 You kidding? Your Achilles' heel 83 00:02:57,185 --> 00:02:58,668 is actually your Achilles' heel? 84 00:02:58,806 --> 00:03:00,322 Huh? 85 00:03:00,461 --> 00:03:03,356 Achilles. Achilles from Greek mythology. 86 00:03:03,494 --> 00:03:05,321 The... the warrior. 87 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:07,666 He was a big warrior totally impervious to pain 88 00:03:07,804 --> 00:03:10,354 except for that exact spot. Achilles. ever... 89 00:03:10,492 --> 00:03:12,698 It hurts in your ankle? Oh, yeah. 90 00:03:12,836 --> 00:03:15,353 Marvin is a wrestler. It's... It's unbelievable. 91 00:03:15,491 --> 00:03:17,835 And my mom, man, she is so proud. 92 00:03:17,973 --> 00:03:19,421 Well, what mom wouldn't be 93 00:03:19,559 --> 00:03:21,283 with the leotards and the hair pulling 94 00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:22,524 and the health benefits? 95 00:03:22,662 --> 00:03:24,626 Marvin, you know, you should not overlook 96 00:03:24,764 --> 00:03:27,246 money-making possibilities in the wrestling field. 97 00:03:27,384 --> 00:03:28,625 What're you gonna do to him... 98 00:03:28,763 --> 00:03:30,694 But you gotta do something about the name. 99 00:03:30,832 --> 00:03:32,762 Marvin Bluestone does not sound like a guy 100 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:33,900 who crushes skulls. 101 00:03:34,037 --> 00:03:35,830 Sounds like a guy who runs for president 102 00:03:35,968 --> 00:03:37,037 of a synagogue. 103 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,347 Well, what do you suggest? 104 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:41,588 I would say maybe go with a persona. 105 00:03:41,726 --> 00:03:44,001 You know, Chief Jay Strongbow had the headdress. 106 00:03:44,139 --> 00:03:45,931 You know, Hulk Hogan is a freakin' Hulk. 107 00:03:46,069 --> 00:03:48,517 Mil Máscaras has like a thousand masks. 108 00:03:48,655 --> 00:03:51,550 All right. How about, uh... 109 00:03:51,688 --> 00:03:54,860 Marvelous Marvin Bluestone? 110 00:03:54,998 --> 00:03:56,929 Again, it's the Marvin Bluestone, 111 00:03:57,066 --> 00:03:58,515 I think, that's tripping you up. 112 00:03:58,652 --> 00:04:00,031 Oh. But you know what? 113 00:04:00,169 --> 00:04:02,065 How about Gorilla Boy? 114 00:04:02,203 --> 00:04:04,374 Gorilla Boy. Yeah, yeah. 115 00:04:04,513 --> 00:04:06,788 Half-man, half-killer monkey. 116 00:04:06,926 --> 00:04:08,615 Killer monkey is it? That's right. 117 00:04:08,753 --> 00:04:10,787 Get you a nice big suit, a mask. 118 00:04:10,925 --> 00:04:12,303 You know, you jump in the ring, 119 00:04:12,442 --> 00:04:13,993 jump around, bang on your chest. 120 00:04:14,131 --> 00:04:16,957 Every time you pin a guy, you show him your big red ass. 121 00:04:17,095 --> 00:04:19,198 Hey, is this polyester? Do you have any idea? 122 00:04:19,336 --> 00:04:21,749 Marvin, you think you could make a gorilla noise? 123 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,680 I... I don't know. 124 00:04:23,818 --> 00:04:25,576 Well, give it a whirl. 125 00:04:27,093 --> 00:04:28,093 There you go. 126 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:29,506 That's right. 127 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,264 Little more. 128 00:04:31,402 --> 00:04:33,470 Good. Good. Terrific. 129 00:04:35,505 --> 00:04:36,608 All right, stop, stop! 130 00:04:36,745 --> 00:04:38,814 Marvin, you really have a natural instinct. 131 00:04:38,952 --> 00:04:40,400 Really? Absolutely. 132 00:04:40,538 --> 00:04:42,468 You could scare the bejesus out of people. 133 00:04:42,606 --> 00:04:43,881 I bet I will. You will! 134 00:04:44,019 --> 00:04:45,812 And you know what? If you need a front man 135 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:47,777 like a Don King to your Mike Tyson 136 00:04:47,915 --> 00:04:49,191 just give me a call. 137 00:04:49,328 --> 00:04:51,639 Yeah, and if you need an ambulance, give me a buzz. 138 00:04:57,878 --> 00:04:59,015 You coming to bed? 139 00:04:59,153 --> 00:05:01,463 Mmm. You know the secret of editing? 140 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:02,773 No. 141 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:04,738 All right, then I'm gonna be here a long time. 142 00:05:04,876 --> 00:05:05,876 I'm sorry. 143 00:05:05,944 --> 00:05:07,048 That's all right. 144 00:05:07,186 --> 00:05:09,082 Hope I don't pass out on the couch again. 145 00:05:09,219 --> 00:05:10,805 Me, too. 146 00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:13,218 Unless it would mean you'd finally be done. 147 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:15,839 And then I would endure it for one more night. 148 00:05:15,977 --> 00:05:17,804 Really? Yeah. 149 00:05:17,941 --> 00:05:20,493 Okay. You know what? Maybe we should plan on that. 150 00:05:20,631 --> 00:05:22,044 Okay. Yeah. 151 00:05:22,182 --> 00:05:23,423 Well, good night. 152 00:05:23,561 --> 00:05:24,595 Good night. 153 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:27,146 Love you. Love you, too. 154 00:05:34,627 --> 00:05:35,937 But in truth, 155 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:38,626 tonight we reward ourselves for work done previously. 156 00:05:42,832 --> 00:05:45,107 Oh, a M.A.S.H.marathon. 157 00:06:07,135 --> 00:06:09,721 And now, introducing, 158 00:06:09,859 --> 00:06:11,376 from parts unknown, 159 00:06:11,514 --> 00:06:13,996 Gorilla Boy! 160 00:06:18,616 --> 00:06:20,409 And his handler, 161 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:23,855 the man who discovered him while on safari 162 00:06:23,993 --> 00:06:26,923 and the only human being he will not harm, 163 00:06:27,061 --> 00:06:29,336 Dr. Ira Livingston. 164 00:06:29,475 --> 00:06:31,784 Hey! Here we go. Come on! 165 00:06:31,922 --> 00:06:33,921 Bananas! Bananas! Bananas for you! 166 00:06:34,059 --> 00:06:35,749 Here we go. Come on, come on, come on! 167 00:06:35,887 --> 00:06:37,749 Here we go. Bananas. Get those bananas... 168 00:06:37,886 --> 00:06:39,369 Hey, watch it! Come on. Here we go. 169 00:06:39,506 --> 00:06:41,126 That's it! That's it! 170 00:06:41,264 --> 00:06:43,609 That big monkey is my son. 171 00:06:43,747 --> 00:06:45,091 Hey, all right, Here we go. 172 00:06:45,229 --> 00:06:47,504 Now, this is it. Remember, this guy is nothing. 173 00:06:47,642 --> 00:06:50,193 I feel really primal tonight, boss, 174 00:06:50,331 --> 00:06:52,641 like a rabid dog. 175 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:53,951 All right, 176 00:06:54,089 --> 00:06:55,261 Here we go. Go on. 177 00:06:55,399 --> 00:06:57,537 You go get him, Gorilla Boy. Yah! 178 00:07:04,431 --> 00:07:05,535 What's with this guy? 179 00:07:05,672 --> 00:07:08,016 It's a persona, you idiot. 180 00:07:08,154 --> 00:07:09,154 A what? 181 00:07:19,289 --> 00:07:21,082 A persona. 182 00:07:24,046 --> 00:07:26,252 I love you, Gorilla Boy! 183 00:07:26,391 --> 00:07:27,942 I love you, ma! 184 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,355 Hey, hey, shut up. 185 00:07:29,493 --> 00:07:31,837 You can't talk. You're an ape. You'll blow it. 186 00:07:31,975 --> 00:07:33,596 Oh, my god. What was I thinking? 187 00:07:39,870 --> 00:07:41,559 I'm glad your work is done. 188 00:07:41,697 --> 00:07:43,007 Oh. Me, too. 189 00:07:43,145 --> 00:07:44,352 So great to have you back. 190 00:07:44,489 --> 00:07:47,695 It's nice to be back, nice to see you... 191 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:49,246 and the crib, 192 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,488 not to mention the little girl in the crib. 193 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,280 Good night. Good night, you. 194 00:08:09,414 --> 00:08:12,103 You know, it's near the end of the last season. 195 00:08:13,379 --> 00:08:14,585 I beg your pardon? 196 00:08:14,723 --> 00:08:16,412 On M.A.S.H. the rerun cycle. 197 00:08:16,550 --> 00:08:18,756 They're in the middle of the last... last season. 198 00:08:18,894 --> 00:08:21,411 You can't believe how good the last few episodes were. 199 00:08:21,549 --> 00:08:23,445 Yeah, they were good. Oh, boy. 200 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:25,203 Harry Morgan, really, 201 00:08:25,341 --> 00:08:27,340 he took it to a whole new level. 202 00:08:27,478 --> 00:08:28,926 Mm-hmm. 203 00:08:30,788 --> 00:08:33,028 And that Klinger, he just kills me. 204 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,442 He's really, really funny. Really funny. 205 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,200 Mm-hmm. 206 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:41,199 Oh! God, I never called Lisa back. 207 00:08:41,337 --> 00:08:42,819 You wanna call her right now? 208 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,198 W-We could be on for a while. 209 00:08:44,336 --> 00:08:45,680 That's okay. You know what? 210 00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:47,542 I'll go watch the show Really? 211 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,921 Yeah, sure. 212 00:08:49,059 --> 00:08:51,265 And if I happen to fall asleep on the couch again... 213 00:08:51,403 --> 00:08:52,265 Then you do. Yeah. 214 00:08:52,403 --> 00:08:53,713 I'll see you tomorrow. Okay. 215 00:08:53,851 --> 00:08:55,506 All right. 216 00:08:59,367 --> 00:09:01,400 Guess who I saw today. 217 00:09:01,538 --> 00:09:03,675 Hint, someone we hate. 218 00:09:03,813 --> 00:09:08,261 Angela Spino, all blotchy and out of shape. 219 00:09:08,398 --> 00:09:11,225 Okay, three husbands and three kids. 220 00:09:11,364 --> 00:09:13,087 Yeah, I was like, "Hi, Angela." 221 00:09:13,224 --> 00:09:14,776 She was like, "Hi." 222 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,670 M.A.S.H. 223 00:09:28,566 --> 00:09:30,599 Hey, no... Stay in the living room! 224 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:34,288 Murray, this is the one where Hawkeye kisses Hotlips, oh...! 225 00:09:37,253 --> 00:09:39,563 Larry Gelbart. 226 00:09:46,251 --> 00:09:48,077 Is it freakish what we're doing? 227 00:09:48,215 --> 00:09:50,698 No. It's really not. We're two consenting adults, 228 00:09:50,836 --> 00:09:53,007 and we're gladly agreeing to sleep separately 229 00:09:53,145 --> 00:09:55,076 because that's what we wanna do right now. 230 00:09:55,213 --> 00:09:57,834 There's nothing wrong with enjoying the alone time. 231 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,454 I just enjoy it so much. I can be myself when I'm alone. 232 00:10:00,592 --> 00:10:02,074 I can be myself when I'm with you, 233 00:10:02,212 --> 00:10:04,073 but I'm a better person when I'm with you. 234 00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:05,901 When I'm by myself, I can be the person 235 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,003 I don't really like and I really like that. 236 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,382 Listen, you don't gotta tell me. 237 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,968 Last night, I ate a microwave burrito off my own stomach. 238 00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:17,105 Hey, guys. 239 00:10:17,243 --> 00:10:18,587 W-what is this? 240 00:10:18,725 --> 00:10:21,379 Allow me to introduce myself, Dr. Ira Livingston, 241 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:23,448 the man who discovered Gorilla Boy. 242 00:10:23,586 --> 00:10:24,620 Wow. 243 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,792 Tell you, this act is working out big. 244 00:10:26,929 --> 00:10:29,481 Already, I got Marvin booked against better wrestlers 245 00:10:29,619 --> 00:10:31,894 in better halls, I'm cleaning up on the side bets. 246 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,480 You taking advantage of Marvin? 247 00:10:33,618 --> 00:10:36,100 James, Marvin's made as much in the last three days 248 00:10:36,238 --> 00:10:37,961 as I've paid him in the last six months. 249 00:10:38,099 --> 00:10:40,443 So up till now you've been taking advantage of him? 250 00:10:40,581 --> 00:10:41,650 Yeah. Oh, that's... 251 00:10:41,788 --> 00:10:43,374 You know what? I'd love for you guys 252 00:10:43,511 --> 00:10:45,580 to show up tonight. It's his first appearance 253 00:10:45,718 --> 00:10:46,580 as the main event. 254 00:10:46,717 --> 00:10:47,786 Oh. Who's he fighting? 255 00:10:47,924 --> 00:10:49,165 You're not gonna believe it. 256 00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:50,647 Uh-oh. Check this out. 257 00:10:50,785 --> 00:10:52,061 "Macho Man" Randy Savage. 258 00:10:52,198 --> 00:10:54,888 Sounds dangerous. Even for Gorilla Boy, that sounds bad. 259 00:10:55,026 --> 00:10:55,888 Can you come? 260 00:10:56,026 --> 00:10:57,301 Sure. Fantastic. 261 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,197 I'll see you tonight. We'll be there. 262 00:10:59,335 --> 00:11:01,300 Hey, hey, what's with the sheets? 263 00:11:01,438 --> 00:11:02,782 You guys got a houseguest? 264 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,264 Oh. Uh... no. 265 00:11:04,403 --> 00:11:05,264 No? 266 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:06,609 Uh, can I say it? 267 00:11:06,747 --> 00:11:07,747 Sure. 268 00:11:07,781 --> 00:11:08,781 We're just, uh... 269 00:11:08,884 --> 00:11:10,504 I-I'm sleeping on the couch for now. 270 00:11:10,642 --> 00:11:11,780 Oh, guys... 271 00:11:11,918 --> 00:11:12,918 I'm so sorry. 272 00:11:12,952 --> 00:11:14,400 No, Ira. No, no. 273 00:11:14,538 --> 00:11:16,434 We're taking a little break, that's all. 274 00:11:16,572 --> 00:11:17,572 My god. 275 00:11:17,606 --> 00:11:19,260 We have an arrangement, he's got... 276 00:11:19,399 --> 00:11:20,468 I... I understand. 277 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:23,914 I think I'm gonna cry. 278 00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:25,432 Oh, w-w-wait. Dr. Livingston. 279 00:11:25,569 --> 00:11:27,293 Listen, I gotta get more bananas. 280 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:36,739 Hi. What did we miss? 281 00:11:36,877 --> 00:11:39,048 Well, Bruno "Six-Fingers" Malone 282 00:11:39,186 --> 00:11:42,220 put Jebediah, the Amish Hellcat Boudine, 283 00:11:42,358 --> 00:11:43,737 into a sleeper hold. 284 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,806 Apparently, cutting off his blood supply 285 00:11:45,944 --> 00:11:47,184 with his sixth finger. 286 00:11:47,323 --> 00:11:49,252 Yeah, we don't know much, but we don't think 287 00:11:49,391 --> 00:11:51,011 the Amish Hellcat will recover. 288 00:11:53,459 --> 00:11:54,768 I see what you mean. 289 00:11:56,561 --> 00:11:59,526 Yeah, at least his family isn't watching it on TV. 290 00:11:59,664 --> 00:12:02,180 'Cause the Amish, there's no electric... They can't... 291 00:12:02,319 --> 00:12:03,525 Forgive me, Paul, Jamie. 292 00:12:03,663 --> 00:12:05,903 Do you know Marvin's mother, Cassie Bluestone? 293 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,041 Oh, my goodness! 294 00:12:07,145 --> 00:12:09,765 Rip his heart out, show it to him, 295 00:12:09,902 --> 00:12:12,212 and make it into a soup! 296 00:12:19,176 --> 00:12:22,072 Listen, I just want to say I feel really bad 297 00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:24,003 about what you guys are going through. 298 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:25,967 You mean Ira? No, no... No, Debbie... 299 00:12:26,105 --> 00:12:29,070 No, no, no, please, you don't have to pretend with me. 300 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,759 We're not... Just do me one favor... 301 00:12:30,897 --> 00:12:32,656 Look, Debbie... and read this book. 302 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,448 Learning to Love Your Spouse. 303 00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,344 It almost saved my first marriage. 304 00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:37,964 Did you happen to bring a copy 305 00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:39,274 of Mind Your Own Business? 306 00:12:39,412 --> 00:12:41,618 Better to take it out on me than on each other. 307 00:12:41,756 --> 00:12:42,756 I'm... 308 00:12:44,377 --> 00:12:47,514 Your winner, Bruno "Six-Fingers" Malone. 309 00:12:47,652 --> 00:12:51,616 Get off your sorry butt, Amish Hellcat! 310 00:12:55,305 --> 00:12:56,925 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 311 00:12:57,063 --> 00:12:58,649 it's time for the main event. 312 00:12:58,787 --> 00:13:00,304 Making his entrance to the ring 313 00:13:00,442 --> 00:13:02,406 from Sarasota, Florida, 314 00:13:02,544 --> 00:13:06,543 the five-time heavyweight champion of the world, 315 00:13:06,681 --> 00:13:09,922 "Macho Man" Randy Savage. 316 00:13:10,059 --> 00:13:11,610 Oh, yeah! 317 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,127 Poor Marvin. Ugh. 318 00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:18,437 That macho man is a machomacho man. 319 00:13:18,575 --> 00:13:20,505 I wanna be a macho man. 320 00:13:20,643 --> 00:13:23,918 Listen, kids, I was very sorry to hear 321 00:13:24,056 --> 00:13:25,676 what's going on between you two. 322 00:13:25,814 --> 00:13:27,089 And I want you to know 323 00:13:27,227 --> 00:13:30,434 we'll do everything we can to help you patch it up. 324 00:13:30,572 --> 00:13:32,433 Oh, lordy. Ma, it's not a big deal. 325 00:13:32,571 --> 00:13:34,777 Oh, I know, I know, It's very classy. 326 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,949 It's like you're European royalty. 327 00:13:37,086 --> 00:13:38,810 You each have your own room. 328 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,879 We just have one piece of advice. 329 00:13:41,016 --> 00:13:43,913 Visit her. Visit her in her room. 330 00:13:44,051 --> 00:13:44,912 Go to her. 331 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:48,532 Okay, thank you, Ma, Dad. 332 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:50,773 And his opponent now coming to the ring 333 00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:51,911 from darkest Canada, 334 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,186 half man, half monkey, 335 00:13:54,324 --> 00:13:56,081 he's been called the missing link, 336 00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:58,185 the eighth wonder of the world, 337 00:13:58,323 --> 00:13:59,598 and King Wrong. 338 00:13:59,736 --> 00:14:03,425 Here is Gorilla Boy! 339 00:14:03,563 --> 00:14:06,631 Hah! Follow me, Gorilla Boy, come on! 340 00:14:06,769 --> 00:14:08,906 And with him is his manager, 341 00:14:09,044 --> 00:14:11,077 the only human being he will obey, 342 00:14:11,215 --> 00:14:13,422 Dr. Ira Livingston. 343 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,801 Hey! Hey! Hey! 344 00:14:17,007 --> 00:14:19,006 Now that's a persona. 345 00:14:19,144 --> 00:14:20,627 Why don't you go in there and put on 346 00:14:20,765 --> 00:14:22,558 the show of your life. Are you ready? 347 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,178 Well, my tail's kind of ridin' up, 348 00:14:24,316 --> 00:14:25,626 but other than that, I'm okay. 349 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:26,798 Okay, good. 350 00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:28,350 You know, I think I can take him. 351 00:14:28,487 --> 00:14:31,487 What are you talking about, you're scheduled to lose. 352 00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,658 Lose? I can't lose, my mom's here. 353 00:14:34,796 --> 00:14:36,175 Marvin, you have gotto lose. 354 00:14:36,313 --> 00:14:38,794 I put serious money on the fact that you're gonna lose. 355 00:14:38,932 --> 00:14:40,656 I told the league you were gonna lose. 356 00:14:40,794 --> 00:14:42,138 I'm sorry, boss, I can't lose. 357 00:14:42,277 --> 00:14:44,035 What about the aping? Don't stop aping. 358 00:14:44,173 --> 00:14:46,241 I can't lose. 359 00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:47,792 I'm not gonna throw this fight. 360 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,275 Have you lost your mind? 361 00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:50,791 You will never wrestle again! 362 00:14:50,929 --> 00:14:52,308 Never wrestle again? 363 00:14:52,446 --> 00:14:56,238 Oh, oh, oh... Okay, I'll let him win. 364 00:14:56,376 --> 00:14:57,996 Yeah, that a Gorilla Boy. 365 00:14:59,444 --> 00:15:01,651 Macho Man is a wuss! 366 00:15:01,788 --> 00:15:03,857 A big wussy! 367 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,718 You're quite a big fan, huh, Mrs. Bluestone? 368 00:15:07,856 --> 00:15:09,270 Oh, yes, yes. 369 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,407 You know, you two are such a handsome couple. 370 00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:12,648 Now that's sweet. 371 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,992 It's a shame you're having such trouble. 372 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:19,577 Let's get ready to rumble! 373 00:15:20,749 --> 00:15:22,680 Go get 'em, Gorilla Boy! 374 00:15:26,679 --> 00:15:28,919 Now, just take it easy now. Take it easy. 375 00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:31,091 Take... Oh! 376 00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:32,333 I'm okay. 377 00:15:32,471 --> 00:15:35,055 I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. 378 00:15:35,193 --> 00:15:37,400 Not okay! 379 00:15:39,331 --> 00:15:42,984 Oh, no, my neck. Come on, my neck! 380 00:15:46,605 --> 00:15:48,673 Make it end. Make it end. Make it end. 381 00:15:48,811 --> 00:15:50,431 My kidney. 382 00:15:50,569 --> 00:15:52,568 My kidney! 383 00:15:52,706 --> 00:15:54,810 My kidney again. 384 00:15:54,947 --> 00:15:56,774 Oh, here we go. 385 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,084 Can't you just let me lay down? 386 00:16:01,773 --> 00:16:04,256 Boss, are you sure this is such a good idea? 387 00:16:04,393 --> 00:16:07,185 Yeah, yeah, you're doin' great, Gorilla Boy. Here. 388 00:16:07,324 --> 00:16:08,702 Banana. 389 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,805 Oh, no! 390 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:17,424 Ow... ow... ow... 391 00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:19,837 "Macho Man" Randy Savage! 392 00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:22,078 You're doing a fine job, by the way. 393 00:16:22,216 --> 00:16:23,940 Whoa, yeah! 394 00:16:24,078 --> 00:16:25,732 Ooh... no! 395 00:16:27,352 --> 00:16:29,800 Oh, not up, not up. 396 00:16:29,938 --> 00:16:31,558 Don't wanna be up here. 397 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,039 Why didn't I go to law school? 398 00:16:37,177 --> 00:16:39,660 Oh, this can't be good. What is it? 399 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:42,349 Here comes the Macho Man Flying Elbow Drop! 400 00:16:42,486 --> 00:16:43,797 That would be the Macho Man 401 00:16:43,935 --> 00:16:45,245 Flying Elbow Drop. Thank you. 402 00:16:50,312 --> 00:16:51,829 Uh-oh. 403 00:16:53,277 --> 00:16:56,380 Boss, help me! 404 00:17:06,722 --> 00:17:10,445 Macho Man 405 00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:13,823 is a wussy! 406 00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:24,475 I'm not going to lose in front of my mom. 407 00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:33,818 Hyah, hyah! 408 00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:35,645 And again... Hah! 409 00:17:35,783 --> 00:17:37,645 Look at me, I'm pounding. 410 00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:39,609 Right in the Macho Man! 411 00:17:39,747 --> 00:17:41,850 Not so much fun now, is it? 412 00:17:43,091 --> 00:17:45,952 Clear. Clear. 413 00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:49,469 Clear. Get out! Hey, buddy. How about it? 414 00:17:49,607 --> 00:17:52,606 Gorilla Boy! 415 00:17:52,744 --> 00:17:53,881 Get 'em, Gorilla Boy! 416 00:17:54,019 --> 00:17:57,708 Now I'm gonna finish you off 417 00:17:57,846 --> 00:18:01,259 with my famous leg twists. Ah! 418 00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:03,121 Hey, hey, Marvin, cut it out! 419 00:18:03,258 --> 00:18:04,741 Leave me alone, boss. 420 00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:07,499 Man, this monkey's dynamite! 421 00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:10,188 Macho Man, his Achilles' heel is his Achilles' heel. 422 00:18:10,325 --> 00:18:12,636 Now is not the time for riddles, okay? 423 00:18:12,773 --> 00:18:14,393 Just bite him on the back of the foot. 424 00:18:14,531 --> 00:18:15,635 Really? Yes! 425 00:18:15,773 --> 00:18:18,323 Is he basically a clean guy? 426 00:18:18,461 --> 00:18:19,565 Just do it! 427 00:18:19,703 --> 00:18:20,943 All right. 428 00:18:21,081 --> 00:18:22,391 Ow! 429 00:18:22,529 --> 00:18:26,321 That's my little weak place on the back of my foot! 430 00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:28,183 Oh, mama! 431 00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:36,456 The winner, "Macho Man" Randy Savage! 432 00:18:36,594 --> 00:18:38,180 I won! 433 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,628 Oh, sorry, Mrs. Bluestone. 434 00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:42,799 Mrs. Bluestone? 435 00:18:52,659 --> 00:18:53,866 Jamie: Hey, you know what? 436 00:18:54,003 --> 00:18:56,003 Do you wanna stay over tonight? 437 00:18:56,141 --> 00:18:57,175 Sleep in here with you? 438 00:18:57,313 --> 00:18:58,313 Why not? 439 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,278 Oh, they got to you, didn't they? 440 00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:01,657 No. 441 00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:04,380 Yes, they did. The nagging Buchmans. 442 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,484 Look what they did. They broke your spirit. 443 00:19:06,621 --> 00:19:09,241 Maybe they have a point in a backward sort of way. 444 00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:10,758 What? No, W-w-what? What? 445 00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:12,792 Maybe it's a slippery slope, you know? 446 00:19:12,929 --> 00:19:15,171 Maybe the first step on the road to ruin 447 00:19:15,308 --> 00:19:16,653 is two or three nights apart. 448 00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:18,377 Maybe we need to be more careful. 449 00:19:18,514 --> 00:19:20,514 Maybe even if we're tempted to sleep apart, 450 00:19:20,652 --> 00:19:23,927 there's a greater, godlier reason to sleep together. 451 00:19:26,478 --> 00:19:27,994 I wanna watch M.A.S.H. 452 00:19:28,132 --> 00:19:29,822 Well, I wanna read about Gwyneth. 453 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,580 Well, go ahead. So that'll be good. 454 00:19:31,718 --> 00:19:33,028 All right. 455 00:19:40,819 --> 00:19:43,784 Hello. My name is Gwyneth, and I'm this big around. 456 00:19:50,161 --> 00:19:53,540 Please stay tuned. M.A.S.H. will be right back. 457 00:19:59,848 --> 00:20:02,193 This could've been my night, Ira. 458 00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,468 I could've taken Macho Man apart. 459 00:20:04,606 --> 00:20:05,813 Instead, what happens? 460 00:20:05,951 --> 00:20:08,330 He wins, and I get a one-way ticket to Palookaville. 461 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:11,398 Come on, Marvin, it worked out great. 462 00:20:11,535 --> 00:20:12,742 You're my manager, Ira, 463 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,431 you shouldn't have done that to me. 464 00:20:14,569 --> 00:20:16,017 You should've looked out for me 465 00:20:16,155 --> 00:20:18,534 instead of tellin' the guy exactly where to bite me. 466 00:20:18,671 --> 00:20:20,464 You saw a lot of money tonight, kid. 467 00:20:20,602 --> 00:20:22,326 You're gonna see a lot more very soon. 468 00:20:22,464 --> 00:20:24,015 You don't understand. 469 00:20:24,153 --> 00:20:26,117 I could've had class. 470 00:20:26,256 --> 00:20:27,565 I could've been a contender 471 00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:30,427 instead of the first wrestler ever defended by his mother, 472 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,392 which is what I am, let's face it. 473 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:34,288 Marvin, what are you, a psycho, huh? 474 00:20:34,426 --> 00:20:36,425 You're in good with the wrestling league, 475 00:20:36,563 --> 00:20:39,804 they're hyping you to go against the champ in two months. 476 00:20:39,942 --> 00:20:41,424 Really? Yes. 477 00:20:41,562 --> 00:20:43,492 We're in very, very good shape, my friend. 478 00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:45,182 That's what I'm tryin' to tell you. 479 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,284 Oh. 480 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:53,558 Your attention, please. 481 00:20:53,696 --> 00:20:56,213 Tune in tomorrow night at 11:30, M.A.S.H. fans, 482 00:20:56,351 --> 00:20:58,626 as the Korean War begins all over again 483 00:20:58,764 --> 00:21:02,178 with episode one, the Pilot. That is all. 484 00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:18,276 I went to Juilliard, you know. 485 00:21:18,414 --> 00:21:20,620 Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, 486 00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:23,310 Konstantin Stanislavski, all those guys. 487 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,343 Can't tell you how many movies I've done. 488 00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:27,584 Ten, 15, 20, I lost count, really. 489 00:21:27,722 --> 00:21:30,100 Did you know that my brother's in Chicago? 490 00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:32,204 I mean, not... not the city, the rock group. 491 00:21:32,341 --> 00:21:34,065 So if you ever wanna go to the concerts, 492 00:21:34,203 --> 00:21:35,651 I'll get you front row seats. 493 00:21:35,789 --> 00:21:36,892 Down... 494 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:40,443 Dr. Livingston, can I see you for a minute? 495 00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:42,167 Come on. Yeah, sure. 496 00:21:42,305 --> 00:21:44,063 Let's go. Nice talkin' to you. 497 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,713 Okay... so where were we? 498 00:22:08,056 --> 00:22:12,051 Closed Captioning: Leanne Royo